I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
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is it like orange bailing wire?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
That's not what Tennessee LogJammer is. So nasty.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Oh, I know. I would say from personal experience, but I have performance anxiety...EnvyLCC wrote:That's not what Tennessee LogJammer is. So nasty.
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
When I shit I wipe your mouth joke here.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Once again, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ew.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Um next topic please?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Anyone else feel like a lawn sprinkler when you take out your prince albert?ExPro wrote:Um next topic please?
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i cant have a prince albert...something about not being able to fit the can in my pecker
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
I think you might be doin' it wrong..Bro-Scro wrote:i cant have a prince albert...something about not being able to fit the can in my pecker
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Last time I checked I was a female thus cannot have a prince albert. -sadness-futzable wrote:Anyone else feel like a lawn sprinkler when you take out your prince albert?ExPro wrote:Um next topic please?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass