I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by ExPro »

EnvyLCC wrote:More like because JC is a sexual delinquent.
I do not think there is such a thing. I just think different people have different comfort zones.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by reverend dropout »

Well I'm off to dock with JC while using a double ended dildo on him and my wife.
This is going to be an interesting night. I will be sure to post afterward of my sexual prowess because I need you all to know I am a MAN!
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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reverend dropout wrote:Well I'm off to dock with JC while using a double ended dildo on him and my wife.
This is going to be an interesting night. I will be sure to post afterward of my sexual prowess because I need you all to know I am a MAN!
Good luck with that one, I doubt you'd be able to "dock" if you were not.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by EnvyLCC »

There is a such think as a sexual delinquent. They like docking, and are called JC.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by ExPro »

EnvyLCC wrote:There is a such think as a sexual delinquent. They like docking, and are called JC.
Agree to disagree?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by J.C. »

TENNESSEE LOG JAMMER
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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J.C. wrote:TENNESSEE LOG JAMMER
Did somebody order breadsticks? They're fresh...
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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NO TLJ. EVER. NEVER SPEAK.... NEVER.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by Bro-Scro »

whats the tenn log jammer?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by futzable »

Bro-Scro wrote:whats the tenn log jammer?
It's a long, thin, stiff wire that is rounded off at each end one slides into an erect penis to increase the pleasure of masturbation, hence the 'Log' (penis) 'Jammer' (insertion) of the title.
What makes it Tennessee?
It's bright Orange, of course! (Go Vols!!!!!)
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