ADVENTURES WITH J.C.

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ExPro
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Re: ADVENTURES WITH J.C.

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Win^^
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the fact i'm creepy has been well established, if she cant go beyond that...well fuck it...
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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Bro-Scro wrote:the fact i'm creepy has been well established, if she cant go beyond that...well fuck it...
Aw is the Ewok cranky again?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: ADVENTURES WITH J.C.

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ewok needs a beer a muffin and a blowjob....wheres that guy...the one that does all that shit as tribute to the wonderful ewok dick
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:ewok needs a beer a muffin and a blowjob....wheres that guy...the one that does all that shit as tribute to the wonderful ewok dick
I can give you the muffin and the beer. As for the blowjob maybe if you get some ribs removed you can do that yourself.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:ewok needs a beer a muffin and a blowjob....wheres that guy...the one that does all that shit as tribute to the wonderful ewok dick
I can give you the muffin and the beer. As for the blowjob maybe if you get some ribs removed you can do that yourself.
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youve never met me, i'm too fat to blow myself, thats also why im poor...from having to pay hookers
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: ADVENTURES WITH J.C.

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Bro-Scro wrote:youve never met me, i'm too fat to blow myself, thats also why im poor...from having to pay hookers
I think paying for any kind of sexual act is pathetic. Sorry Ewok.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: ADVENTURES WITH J.C.

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unless you count paying for dinner and a movie i've never paid for sex....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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ExProJailbait wrote:I think paying for any kind of sexual act is pathetic. Sorry Ewok.
By that logic, conventional dating is pathetic...
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