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Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Comedy Central

By Liz Raftery

Tuesday July 05, 2011 11:55 AM EDT
Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Comedy Central | Charlie Sheen

Cue the jokes about "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and "winning."

Charlie Sheen will be the subject of Comedy Central's next roast, network reps announced Tuesday.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen will tape in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and will premiere Sept. 19 (10 p.m. ET) – the same night that Ashton Kutcher will make his debut as Sheen's replacement on the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men.

After Sheen's whirlwind year, which included a bizarre media tour and one-man shows around the country, the roasters – who have yet to be announced – certainly won't suffer from a lack of material.

"Nothing will be off-limits," according to a release from Comedy Central.

Officially unemployed at the moment, the actor seems to be in good humor about the special.

"You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while," he said in the release. "It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."

Previous Comedy Central roasts have featured celebrities like Donald Trump, Joan Rivers and Sheen's pal David Hasselhoff.
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HIS LAST TWEET:
Heading to the Insane Clown Posse's 12th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos!! 8/13/11 WHY..?
Cause I'm down with the clown. Whoop!! Whoop!!

SOMEONE BETTER GET HIM ON THAT ONE
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-bouncing up and down- oh I can't wait I can't wait.
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ExProJailbait wrote:-bouncing up and down- oh I can't wait I can't wait.
It doesn't help if we cant *See* you bouncing up and down.
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:-bouncing up and down- oh I can't wait I can't wait.
It doesn't help if we cant *See* you bouncing up and down.
Ah if only there was a little live stream to the site where I could bounce up and down for 5 min daily.
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Sheen?

Yawn.
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Oh, fuck Charlie Sheen already.

As usual people are trying to milk every last dollar out of it.

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Holy shit a vader post!
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Hes been posting, where have you been?

And I think ashton kutcher is gonna sink the 2 1/2 men boat. Why couldnt they have casted someone believable like Billy Bob Thornton?
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billy bob would have been sheens raging alcoholic father....bring him back for the handoff episode and have ole billy pull the ass sheen was pulling...tell me that isnt full of win
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