Bone's Lair

fuck off.
discuss.
I'm still gonna help with the show, whatever. Except an announcement on my new show when Bone takes the dick out of his ass. Maybe if he negotiates right I'll join back up in a month or two. doubt it, already got a staff for my new show. No this isn't a joke. I'm tired of playing this character and I quit. HOW MANY GOAT FUCKING STORIES CAN YOU READ BEFORE ITS JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. I'm going back to standup and I'll still help with the show. Starting my own show next month. Hoping that Bone will get smart and expand the fucking brand and the show to encapsulate what we should've been doing anyway. Expanding. I've done all I can here, 64 shows is a good fucking ride by anyones accord. Its been real. Love you all, I'll still be around the forums and shit. Please keep your subscriptions to Bone's Lair, and I personally can't wait for next epsiode with the "new host shitdick". We are all still friends. I love these guys. The new new coHost will be great.

Again, Bone and Arkady TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN PUBLIC WHERE OUR FANS CAN FUCKING READ IT. No more shitty texts and calls.
Its their fucking fault I quit. The edited show is part of it. Their lack of joke writing ability is the rest.
I expect the next episode to be the interesting, I know these assholes were looking to possibly replace me anyway. The new hosts list came up *way* too fast.
Keep this off the FaceBooks. I don't want them losing listners because I quit. They will do that fine next episode on their own.
But I hope they don't. Stay tuned. I mean, the worst case scenario here is that you get more shows now right? I'm still trying to convince Bone to produce my new show and let me get it started thru our iTunes subscription. Maybe if you guys beg him he will listen.
My proposal is the Bone's Lair Network. Starting with me new show and Bone's show. We know other podcasters right? Let link them all together starting with BL and my show, and I'll still do guest spots on the show. THATS my terms.

So I am busting my ass in the fucking business costume for nothing?
Fuck you JC. I am not visiting or posting pictures. You're so butthurt that you quit the show you fucking hack?!
Actually no fuck all of you.

Its not butthurt, its been coming for a while and anyone who knows me personally I knows that. I live in two states right now, soon to be three. That's a big part of it. Don't punish the listeners or the other hosts. I mean I'm not going away, I'll have my own show. And Bone's Lair continues. Everyone wins.

J.C. wrote:fuck off.
discuss.
I'm still gonna help with the show, whatever. Except an announcement on my new show when Bone takes the dick out of his ass. Maybe if he negotiates right I'll join back up in a month or two. doubt it, already got a staff for my new show. No this isn't a joke. I'm tired of playing this character and I quit. HOW MANY GOAT FUCKING STORIES CAN YOU READ BEFORE ITS JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. I'm going back to standup and I'll still help with the show. Starting my own show next month. Hoping that Bone will get smart and expand the fucking brand and the show to encapsulate what we should've been doing anyway. Expanding. I've done all I can here, 64 shows is a good fucking ride by anyones accord. Its been real. Love you all, I'll still be around the forums and shit. Please keep your subscriptions to Bone's Lair, and I personally can't wait for next epsiode with the "new host shitdick". We are all still friends. I love these guys. The new new coHost will be great.

Again, Bone and Arkady TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN PUBLIC WHERE OUR FANS CAN FUCKING READ IT. No more shitty texts and calls.
Its their fucking fault I quit. The edited show is part of it. Their lack of joke writing ability is the rest.
I expect the next episode to be the interesting, I know these assholes were looking to possibly replace me anyway. The new hosts list came up *way* too fast.
Keep this off the FaceBooks. I don't want them losing listners because I quit. They will do that fine next episode on their own.
But I hope they don't. Stay tuned. I mean, the worst case scenario here is that you get more shows now right? I'm still trying to convince Bone to produce my new show and let me get it started thru our iTunes subscription. Maybe if you guys beg him he will listen.
My proposal is the Bone's Lair Network. Starting with me new show and Bone's show. We know other podcasters right? Let link them all together starting with BL and my show, and I'll still do guest spots on the show. THATS my terms.

ah yes, ever the prima donna... Let me start off by apologizing to our listeners to have to see this. BUT, YOU want this to be public, fine.
However you failed to mention some of your other terms/ demands:

1. Wanted us to change the name to JC's Lair...
- Not gonna happen. My idea, my bandwidth, my website, my editing, my "studio", my news research to find topics you guys are able to riff on, my smoothing things over with the cops when you drunkenly pissing on the neighbors cat just before a show, and list goes on... It's "Bone's Lair" Bitch, now till the end o time... get over it. NON-NEGOTIABLE!

2. wanted me to start paying you to be on the show...
- Damn dude none of us get paid for this. In fact I even pay outta my pocket every month for our bandwidth. We do it for fun.
Yeah one day I hope to build our little empire to a point where we might be able to get some sponsorship, but that is taking time to do and needs a lot more promotion than I am able to handle just on my own. I spend 20 minutes a day blocking spammers from the forum, several hours each show researching news stories, and several hours in post each show "trying" to make you sound funny. You show up when your not busy chasing tail, for a couple of hours and get drunk every other week or once a month if I'm lucky. - That's pretty much your total investment in doing this show.

3. Editing the show to make YOU look good...
-Dude there is only so much I can do. I'm not a miracle worker. I think I do a damn good job turning your slurred drunken ramblings into something that is at least coherent and sometimes even funny.

I wont even get into your other "demands" as they were just silly or ridiculous, especially with our non existent budget and my already precious little available time.

Now as to a replacement, we haven't been looking, but I HAVE had an individual who has approached me recently, wanting to become a host on the show.
I don't want to do it, but you are pushing me into a corner on this one.
Just telling you, CAN be replaced, and at least with someone who doesn't make excuses at the last minute as to why he cant do a show this week.
BTW "your grandmother died" only works when you don't use it 4 times a year.

I love ya bro, but damn, even I have limitations to how many demands/excuses I can hold to.

Okay Tell ya what; Think your all that with this show? I will put your first show on our RSS / subscription feed... But your gonna do all the work on it.
If it's a fail cast, you return to your place on this show and no more demands, whining, or excuses... those are my terms!

And I only offer that because your one of my best friends.

First off, my grandmothers are both alive. You know them. So that doesn't work. Second, i didn't say edit to make me look good, i said you edit to make me look bad.
Second, I was joking about changing the name of the show and you know it. I can't believe you edited that shit out.
Third, its hard to make it to the shows because you pick days I work... which would be fine... but I work 2 hours away from here.
Fourth, I said we ALL need to be getting paid.
Fifth, your totally blowing this out of proportion, you know exactly why I quit.
Sixth, fine. Put the first episode up. I have a music studio for a home, I can edit it myself. It needs to be posted for the fans anyway. And unlike YOUR first show I will post mine.
Seventh, ok you may be right about me chasing tail a lot and drinking a lot but I do write a lot for the show. Its just you simply aren't funny so I do it as bits.
Eight, if the new co-host is who I think it is, I'm kicking his ass.
Ninth, if you call research printing off stories that hit your Google feed from your porno searches? Yea you research a lot. I've seen your back browser. "Backdoor Beasites" I'm pretty sure isn't a buddy comedy.
And unlike Arkady at least I show up on a regular basis.

Put my show up, but hear it when it goes online like everyone else. Gimme my chance to set the record straight and start my own damn thing on my terms.

And I didn't piss on the cat. I pissed AT the cat. Not my fault your a boring drunk and I'm fucking fabulous.

I think you two need to get laid...

TorresLLNM wrote:I think you two need to get laid...

I can agree on my part.

jc pissed on the cat?

Wow, no wander you wernt at dropouts party last night