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Super Powers
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:33 pm
by ninja999
A question for all.
What is your real life super power? (ex. excellent paper plane builder, undefeated at trivial pursuit)
Do you use this power for good or EVIL!?!?!?
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:53 pm
by Bro-Scro
my superpower is the ability to commit douchebaggery and not afraid of anything
i use this power for awesome!
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:59 pm
by Bone
DJing: My spinning has the effect of making women wiggle.
Now depending on your point of view that could be good or evil.
Here's my take. In a club/dance environment the women are almost always the dance floor first. Women wiggling attracts the males to the dance floor. So everyone is dancing, having a good time, meeting new people, and performing their own mating rituals. This means that my super powers end result is helping people getting laid.
So again depending on your view point that could be good or evil.
To me that's definitely for Good, especially if it gets me laid in the process too
Damn I really need to start DJing more
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:01 am
by ExPro
Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:04 am
by ninja999
mine is my ability to read people. i know it sounds lame, but it has kept assholes out of my life, and more than occasionally gotten me laid. plus i'm a ninja.
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:05 am
by Bone
ExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
All Hail the Hypno-Boobies
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:07 am
by ExPro
Bone wrote:ExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
All Hail the Hypno-Boobies
Yup, sadly I still can't get a date with anyone remotely interesting. TT_TT That's it I think I will just go from bi to lesbian.
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:09 am
by ninja999
ExProJailbait wrote:Bone wrote:ExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
All Hail the Hypno-Boobies
Yup, sadly I still can't get a date with anyone remotely interesting. TT_TT That's it I think I will just go from bi to lesbian.
i fully endorse this plan. women in love is a beautiful beautiful thing
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:13 am
by ExPro
Aw thank you.
Re: Super Powers
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:13 am
by ExPro
Sadly the bulk of women I know/dated are insane.