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Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
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Re: Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
Yay!!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I honestly don't remember this show. I'm listening to it for the first time all over again.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
BEST SHOW ENDING EVER.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
I loved this episode. Made me look like some psycho on my way to class though.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
In other words, just another day at school, right?ExProJailbait wrote:I loved this episode. Made me look like some psycho on my way to class though.
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No, usually I look like a psycho without anyone's help. All I need is for it to be early in the morning and to run out of coffee. So stop hating on my awesomeness is-small.TorresLLNM wrote:In other words, just another day at school, right?ExProJailbait wrote:I loved this episode. Made me look like some psycho on my way to class though.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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loved this episode. i could give a whole list of fuck for the customers that come into my shop. couple of things to add. any one going to someones house and not going to a legit shop with real artist deserves a giant cock tattoo. and i will draw up a few different version of the logo, and let you guys decide which one or which style you like better. i'll upload them today or tomorrow. i don't have anything on the books for today, so plenty of time. there is a running joke in tattoo shops, around here at least. when another artist is working on a part of the body that the customer can't see, you go in and make a comment. something to the effect of, wow that looks really good. it took me a minute to find where you hid the cock. i think skuttle made a girl cry with one of those jokes. i'll have to ask him.
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i know someone with a legit dick tattoo, she got it in honor of her ex boyfriend...who was the biggest dick she had ever met...of course she's a bit of a slut, and has a shit load of ink...at least the dick tat is usually hidden until you get her in the bedroom...or get her drunk at a bar...then its "hey wanna see my dick?" and boom off go the pants
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
-Raises hand-ninja999 wrote:any one going to someones house and not going to a legit shop with real artist deserves a giant cock tattoo.
I got a tattoo from an ex-con who happened to be sleep deprived, suffering from a toothache, treating it with painkillers and cheap tequila, and dealing a mysterious white powder substance just before doing my tattoo.... It didn't come out so bad, considering the circumstances. I like it.
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