14 excited the Ewok too until he realized it wasn't a 14 year old.RayWen wrote:Only 14?bigbluedong wrote:i once made a girl cum 14x in half an hour during sex need i say more?
bigbluedong
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Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: bigbluedong
Ouch. Poor Ewok. So much abuse.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: bigbluedong
i'm gonna start peeing in peoples shoes....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: bigbluedong
And thus I no longer feel sorry for you.Bro-Scro wrote:i'm gonna start peeing in peoples shoes....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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TorresLLNM
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Re: bigbluedong
Did you ever?ExProJailbait wrote:And thus I no longer feel sorry for you.Bro-Scro wrote:i'm gonna start peeing in peoples shoes....
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Re: bigbluedong
pickup up a few new guns cant never have eoungh some day the zombie apocalypse will comense n i will b the guy sadistically laughing as i snipe all the undead emo kids while listening to bones lairbigbluedong wrote:i once made a girl cum 14x in half an hour during sex need i say more? i live in a small shithole town where the emo kids r invading obiviously FUCK U TWILIGHT!!!!! im 21yrs old i working n hoping to one day own my own bar. i listen to the show regularly with my buddies at the bar playing the drinkin game where i usually empty their wallets when they pass out
Re: bigbluedong
A bit. At some point.TorresLLNM wrote:Did you ever?ExProJailbait wrote:And thus I no longer feel sorry for you.Bro-Scro wrote:i'm gonna start peeing in peoples shoes....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: bigbluedong
she's lying....ExProJailbait wrote:A bit. At some point.TorresLLNM wrote:Did you ever?ExProJailbait wrote:And thus I no longer feel sorry for you.
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: bigbluedong
J.C. wrote:14 excited the Ewok too until he realized it wasn't a 14 year old.RayWen wrote:Only 14?bigbluedong wrote:i once made a girl cum 14x in half an hour during sex need i say more?
Sorry Bro Scro, you're just not his type
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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