I Am Captain Awesome

[Captain Awesome]

yes,yes indeed.that IS the coolest screen name your eyes have ever gazed upon.

now on to the introduction:

hello there i am a 19 year old guy from norway.
i much like discussing on forums.
i recently discovered bone's lair via iTunes.i loved it instantly.
i am a obsessive youtube user and a compulsive fapper.
i like metal(all sub genres),rock(all subgenres) and assorted singular songs of a few other genres.
i am most likely the biggest fan of the simsons you will ever find.
and i am a weapon enthusiast.

[ExPro]

Welcome.

[Bro-Scro]

what kind of weapons? also do you know anyone with a viking ship up on blocks?

[TorresLLNM]

Welcome to Bone's Lair.

Beware of Ewoks, Mother-fuckin' Ukranians, Junkies, Arkadies (whatever those are), and molesto-vans. Enjoy your goat pussy.

[ExPro]

Oh and beware of the is-small we don't know know if he is Mexican but he posts weird pictures.

[Bro-Scro]

is-small is suspected of being a mexican...and the ukranian is really a god damned russian spy...please dont feed the ewok

[J.C.]

I fucking love your screen name

[Bone]

Welcome to the forum! Glad you found us!

Now your intro post leads me to ask the question....
Just how many of our listeners are chronic masterbaters?

[Bro-Scro]

i am, but thats a given

[Bone]

i am, but thats a given

Yeah with that much sexy how could you keep from touching yourself? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA