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J.C.
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Whats the most you've ever

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throttled the boss in one day?
or for you ladies, flicked the bean?
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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when i was unemployed and in college, i would jerk it any time i wasnt in class....i'd say my record was 10
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Beat mine. Mine's 8. No big story, I'd just been working a shitload and had absolutely nothing to do. Girlfriend was out of town. Just made an hourly appointment to jerk it. It woulda been more but there was just nothing left man.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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4 or 5 I think.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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A Solid 6. When I was an unemployed teenager.
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ExProJailbait wrote:4 or 5 I think.
Pics or it didn't happen
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:4 or 5 I think.
Pics or it didn't happen
-thinks about it for a moment- yeah not a chance.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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I'm just joking anyway
You should be aware of this by now
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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J.C. wrote:I'm just joking anyway
You should be aware of this by now
I am, but I am not serious either.
Actually 9 times out of 10 I'm not serious.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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Can't remember (It's been two decades)

However, Wen used to have 45 min orgasms. We had to cut the time down because the Hitachi will burn out at 30 min.
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