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Just because JC is that awesome…

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Today at work 2 lesbian midgets came in. They made out bought some stripper outfits and picked up a huge double dildo. They strip somewhere in Jersey. So because you are that cool I thought I'd share that with you. Oh and one of them almost fell down the stairs into the wall of dicks.
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ExProJailbait wrote:Today at work 2 lesbian midgets came in. They made out bought some stripper outfits and picked up a huge double dildo. They strip somewhere in Jersey. So because you are that cool I thought I'd share that with you. Oh and one of them almost fell down the stairs into the wall of dicks.
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You are welcome.
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J.C. wrote:I would help you conceive your first born for this. Then promptly help you sell it for rent money.
So, in other words, you'd like to have a traditional ukrainian wedding?
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Re: Just because JC is that awesome…

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TorresLLNM wrote:
J.C. wrote:I would help you conceive your first born for this. Then promptly help you sell it for rent money.
So, in other words, you'd like to have a traditional ukrainian wedding?
Don't talk about what you don't know. A traditional ukraian wedding would be a shit ton of drunken people and someone getting hit with either an empty bottle or skillet by the end of the night. Drink of choice of course being moonshine. Lmfao.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
J.C. wrote:I would help you conceive your first born for this. Then promptly help you sell it for rent money.
So, in other words, you'd like to have a traditional ukrainian wedding?
Don't talk about what you don't know. A traditional ukraian wedding would be a shit ton of drunken people and someone getting hit with either an empty bottle or skillet by the end of the night. Drink of choice of course being moonshine. Lmfao.
In that case, everyone on the forum should shut up.
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TorresLLNM wrote:In that case, everyone on the forum should shut up.
+1
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ExProJailbait wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
J.C. wrote:I would help you conceive your first born for this. Then promptly help you sell it for rent money.
So, in other words, you'd like to have a traditional ukrainian wedding?
Don't talk about what you don't know. A traditional ukraian wedding would be a shit ton of drunken people and someone getting hit with either an empty bottle or skillet by the end of the night. Drink of choice of course being moonshine. Lmfao.
I have the sudden urge to go to a ukrainian wedding or two
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SociallyUnacceptable wrote: I have the sudden urge to go to a ukrainian wedding or two
Hey, wasn't the forum told to shut up? So shut u..uh...shit now we're talking too... guess we should shut the fuck up...
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Re: Just because JC is that awesome…

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RayWen wrote:
SociallyUnacceptable wrote: I have the sudden urge to go to a ukrainian wedding or two
Hey, wasn't the forum told to shut up? So shut u..uh...shit now we're talking too... guess we should shut the fuck up...
Nah that only applies to is-small because he isn't funny.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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