Birthday on the 15th.

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ExPro
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Birthday on the 15th.

Post by ExPro »

So I am turning 19 on July 15th.

WIsh me nice things.
Part of my first pay check is going as a donation to the show, because I love you guys.
Not a bribe.
Um...yeah.
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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We take bribes.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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I am giving you money anyway.
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

Post by ExPro »

Woot I am now 19.
Sorry pedobear.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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Happy B-day

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Bro-Scro
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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happy fuckin birthday!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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Aw thanks guys.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

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Spankings?
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Re: Birthday on the 15th.

Post by Bro-Scro »

and after the spankings...THE ORAL SEX!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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