Bone's Lair

So one of my friends that works as a backstreet ballet dancer had a boob job yesterday...so in my infinite wisdom i figure...hey i havent seen her in a while...lets go hang out...So we did, apparently strippers arent shy to begin with and she was showing off what they fixed on her boob job. Well her old man got all kinds of butthurt that i was there and he wasnt *cause i'd bang a stripper that was fucked up and in pretty severe pain* so he starts calling all the fucking time. Well needless to say i ended up talking to him and we are gonna make a porn of her in a burkha or whatever the fuck its called. She is going to be eating bacon while taking it in the ass, he is going to be wearing a diaper on his head and in a t-shirt that says "infadel" in muslim. The most epic part of the whole thing is we need MORE ways to make it offensive, so please feel free to add to the plot of this porn. Also the story isnt as epic as it sounds and i wasted your time by you reading this!

This depends... who are you trying to offend?
Example... you wont offend to many right to lifers with say a bumper sticker on her ass that says chose life. However one that sez Abortions are good eattin... well than you might have something. Offensiveness, like comedy is all in the eye of the observer

mostly muzzies...although i was thinking writing *to limit possibility of conception insert dick here* on her ass cheeks with arrows pointing in to her pooper just in case we have any christian fundamentalist viewers...cause we know the way they have sex...porn is the only option

Well I suppose if you really want assassination attempts on your ass... draw a picture of mohammad on her stomache using her bush as his beard... and they think the greatest of offenses has occurred... until you consider the followup possibilities.

I am in no way endorsing this idea. I dont want any jahad on my ass for something I could care less about
I'm just giving a hypothetical explanation on how you might offend someone...

she would have to have a bush...

Or you could make them listen to the entire back log of our shows.... sooner or later they'll get offended at something

Bro-Scro wrote:she would have to have a bush...

Grow it out... do time lapse film.... watch the progression from smooth to Don Johnson stubble to ZZ top beard.

or use a merkin

i cant imagine anyone being offended by the bone's lair...although i think it would be fucking GREAT to tie glen beck to a chair and force him to listen to every episode on repeat for about 48 hours...then turn him loose on tv for a 3 hour long *special* about the rabid left in america...

Mispronounce Arab they get mad when you call them A-Rabs