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Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:18 pm
by J.C.
ExProJailbait wrote:J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?
I'll flash them my library card. If it could get me porn in college, it can get me in the air.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:19 pm
by J.C.
I can smoke cigars with my asshole
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:22 am
by J.C.
I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV
both my dicks got soft.
eww
she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:24 am
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV
both my dicks got soft.
eww
she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
SHE DOES!!
Can we drop a house on her?
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:28 am
by J.C.
I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:32 am
by Bone
J.C. wrote:I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
I was just gonna go with the mokney from the video and throw her in a porpoise tank at sea world and film it for sex in the city 3
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:20 am
by J.C.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:14 am
by RayWen
Two dicks not enough? Now you used to have two porpoises?
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:52 pm
by TorresLLNM
J.C. wrote:Smoking my backup supply. Think I may have poured cleaning solution on it. My new dick loves it though. When I exhale my new dick wags and barks. It really likes this shit.
He doesn't have two dicks, he's just high and fucking a dog...
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:12 pm
by SociallyUnacceptable
ExProJailbait wrote:J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?
Dude it's just like the fucking x-men!