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Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:00 pm
by Bone
Dude... WTF are you smoking tonight? And why aren't you sharing?

Then again we are near Oak Ridge

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:00 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:02 pm
by J.C.
Smoking my backup supply. Think I may have poured cleaning solution on it. My new dick loves it though. When I exhale my new dick wags and barks. It really likes this shit. Weed is supposed to be orange and turn into glitter smoke right? Tasty shit. Gives me a fiberglass taste in my mouth, but my new dick ejaculates whisky so I'm getting pretty hammered the more I hammer it.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:04 pm
by J.C.
ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.
wow. you must be fun at parties. I'm fun at parties. with my two dicks.
I can ski by leaning forward.
Beat that mother fucker.
pizza, french fry. or your gonna have a bad time. Like Sonny fucking Bono. Yea.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:06 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.
wow. you must be fun at parties. I'm fun at parties. with my two dicks.
I can ski by leaning forward.
Beat that mother fucker.
pizza, french fry. or your gonna have a bad time. Like Sonny fucking Bono. Yea.
Sorry.
And you win.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:08 pm
by J.C.
I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:11 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.
That is one hell of a trick.

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:15 pm
by J.C.
I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:17 pm
by Bone
J.C. wrote:I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.
remind me to show you my hands free keyboard solo

Re: I've got two dicks.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:17 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?