I'll flash them my library card. If it could get me porn in college, it can get me in the air.ExProJailbait wrote:Don't you need a license for that?J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
I've got two dicks.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I've got two dicks.
I can smoke cigars with my asshole
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I've got two dicks.
I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV
both my dicks got soft.
eww
she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
both my dicks got soft.
eww
she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I've got two dicks.
SHE DOES!!J.C. wrote:I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV
both my dicks got soft.
eww
she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
Can we drop a house on her?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I've got two dicks.
I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I've got two dicks.
I was just gonna go with the mokney from the video and throw her in a porpoise tank at sea world and film it for sex in the city 3J.C. wrote:I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
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Re: I've got two dicks.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I've got two dicks.
Two dicks not enough? Now you used to have two porpoises?J.C. wrote:I think I used to have a porpoise.
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Re: I've got two dicks.
He doesn't have two dicks, he's just high and fucking a dog...J.C. wrote:Smoking my backup supply. Think I may have poured cleaning solution on it. My new dick loves it though. When I exhale my new dick wags and barks. It really likes this shit.
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Re: I've got two dicks.
Dude it's just like the fucking x-men!ExProJailbait wrote:Don't you need a license for that?J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.