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TorresLLNM wrote:
RayWen wrote:Seriously, I don't have to do much. He just stands around looking cool...
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Dammit. He just needs an eye-patch and parrot!
If I didnt have such respect for Rays photography I would be soooooo tempted to break out photoshop right now

Seriously... I would be so in to be on the cover of a wal-mart romance novel... Thousands of lonely women and bored housewives around the world crawling into bed with me every night...
AND I could go to Dragon Con as my own book cover...
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Nitesynth wrote:There's your answer, Bro-Scro...lol
I didnt answer anything.... I just said I dont drink beer :mrgreen:
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Bone wrote:
Nitesynth wrote:There's your answer, Bro-Scro...lol
I didnt answer anything.... I just said I dont drink beer :mrgreen:
So you do have chains in your van?
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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bone wrote:
Nitesynth wrote:There's your answer, Bro-Scro...lol
I didnt answer anything.... I just said I dont drink beer :mrgreen:
So you do have chains in your van?
Chains..... Nope
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just because you dont drink it doesnt mean it wasnt present....
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Bone wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
Bone wrote:
I didnt answer anything.... I just said I dont drink beer :mrgreen:
So you do have chains in your van?
Chains..... Nope
That just sucked the fun out of it.
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Chains: No...

and this next part sounds just bad

Tie Downs: Yes...
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lmao wrong thread...
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Re: Your host on the road...

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Bone wrote:Chains: No...

and this next part sounds just bad

Tie Downs: Yes...
You might as well admit to the chains, because if they are in a van, and are a form of restraints, its close enough.
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Motorcycle restraint yes...
Although I suppose you could use them to restrain speaker cabinets, band equipment, lighting rigs, JCs furniture, and Drunken unruly guests.
Almost all of which I have done
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