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ExProJailbait wrote:I thought they were supposed to be nice and cute and really frindly.
Very very not true.
Google it.
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:I thought they were supposed to be nice and cute and really frindly.
Very very not true.
Google it.
Will do.
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nah thats the dolphin trying to stay on the dock...

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qE_6n1g ... re=related

that ones got real dolphin dick in it...
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Bro-Scro wrote:nah thats the dolphin trying to stay on the dock...

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qE_6n1g ... re=related

that ones got real dolphin dick in it...
creepy.
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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:nah thats the dolphin trying to stay on the dock...

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qE_6n1g ... re=related

that ones got real dolphin dick in it...
creepy.
Its not creepy until you factor in that its book marked
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Uh huh.... :?
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Well, at least the dolphin knows what foreplay is...
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apparently more so than most guys.....at least he puts his mouth in the right zipcode of something fun
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Bro-Scro wrote:apparently more so than most guys.....at least he puts his mouth in the right zipcode of something fun
I take it the guys that you've been with didn't.
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