dolphins fucking rape people.
dolphins fucking rape people.
discuss.
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Re: dolphins fucking rape people.
How does a dolphin manage to rape people?
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they have prehensile vaginas that they can use to drown a dude with a stiffy by dragging him down with his dick...FUCKING WIN!
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That is funny and sad at the same time.Bro-Scro wrote:they have prehensile vaginas that they can use to drown a dude with a stiffy by dragging him down with his dick...FUCKING WIN!
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Re: dolphins fucking rape people.
They are mean little fuckers man. One raped a trainer in SeaWorld. Google for pics. If you "Swim With The Dolphins" they warn you not to rub their bellys or they will get excited and rape the shit out of you.
P.S. they don't discriminate. They will shove their nose right up a mans asshole and make him shit blood. RAPIST DOLPHINS ARE ALL BISEXUAL.
P.S. they don't discriminate. They will shove their nose right up a mans asshole and make him shit blood. RAPIST DOLPHINS ARE ALL BISEXUAL.
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Re: dolphins fucking rape people.
I thought they were supposed to be nice and cute and really frindly.
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Re: dolphins fucking rape people.
Wonder what a shotgun bukkake looks like underwater......
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well why dont i take you to seaworld so we can find out...i'm seeing a dolphin gang rape...so how many holes do you have? we'll need 2 males and 1 female by my count...maybe a couple of other males just for fun...but at least 3 dolphins
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Take JB she's got more holes than I do.Bro-Scro wrote:well why dont i take you to seaworld so we can find out...i'm seeing a dolphin gang rape...so how many holes do you have? we'll need 2 males and 1 female by my count...maybe a couple of other males just for fun...but at least 3 dolphins
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But you are far more willing than me. So you just go ahead.TorresLLNM wrote:Take JB she's got more holes than I do.Bro-Scro wrote:well why dont i take you to seaworld so we can find out...i'm seeing a dolphin gang rape...so how many holes do you have? we'll need 2 males and 1 female by my count...maybe a couple of other males just for fun...but at least 3 dolphins
I'll pass.
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