Back on topic, our Cougar is still alive and running!
(For those who missed it, the details are on our facebook note "Wreck")
Cougars
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been wondering about that... congrats!RayWen wrote:Back on topic, our Cougar is still alive and running!
(For those who missed it, the details are on our facebook note "Wreck")
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Just glad you are alright!
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Hunting for what now?_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:I shall find it later, I hate hunting for things lol
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Neighbors pissed us off, so we parked the wreck in front of their house!
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Lol that reminds me of my dad for some reason.RayWen wrote:Neighbors pissed us off, so we parked the wreck in front of their house!
He lives in a townhouse complex where they have assigned parking (but not marked) in front of their unit. The people in the unit across the street parked their van in his spot. So when he came home (from the bar), he was drunk and pissed. My mom heard the garage open (yes they have garages too). And heard something metal and heavy dragging down the sidewalk (it was my dad with his 3 ton floorjack). He put the van up on blocks while my mom was arguing with him to take it down. The next morning my mom gets up and my dad is watching tv, the van is gone. She askes him "so what happened?" He said "well, I woke up early and took it down." She was pissed.
"AFTER ALL THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT AND ARGUING YOU TOOK THE FUCKING VAN DOWN?!"
Shit was hilarious.
They eventually did it again and that old asian man knocked on the door at like 7am pleading with my dad to take it down because he was late for work and he said he would never park there again.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Your dad is awesome.TorresLLNM wrote:Lol that reminds me of my dad for some reason.RayWen wrote:Neighbors pissed us off, so we parked the wreck in front of their house!
He lives in a townhouse complex where they have assigned parking (but not marked) in front of their unit. The people in the unit across the street parked their van in his spot. So when he came home (from the bar), he was drunk and pissed. My mom heard the garage open (yes they have garages too). And heard something metal and heavy dragging down the sidewalk (it was my dad with his 3 ton floorjack). He put the van up on blocks while my mom was arguing with him to take it down. The next morning my mom gets up and my dad is watching tv, the van is gone. She askes him "so what happened?" He said "well, I woke up early and took it down." She was pissed.
"AFTER ALL THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT AND ARGUING YOU TOOK THE FUCKING VAN DOWN?!"
Shit was hilarious.
They eventually did it again and that old asian man knocked on the door at like 7am pleading with my dad to take it down because he was late for work and he said he would never park there again.
Just for that.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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My dad is one of those functional alcoholics that can do some funny shit or a be total asshole. It just depends on the day, I guess.ExProJailbait wrote:Your dad is awesome.
Just for that.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.