Wow. The lack of life experience in this thread is astounding but it makes this funny as hell to read considering we don't know each other. I think I am gonna pop some popcorn and continue to write jokes for the next show.
I am being mean today since its my last day of vacation. But when I get back home its time to start my pre-production (which consists of bong hits, joke writing, and reading the news) for the big bad ass episode 50!
Home Alone
Re: Home Alone
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: Home Alone
I have no life experience at all...also when is next show taping?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Home Alone
Show and guests are booked for monday.Bro-Scro wrote:I have no life experience at all...also when is next show taping?
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Re: Home Alone
Yay!Bone wrote:Show and guests are booked for monday.Bro-Scro wrote:I have no life experience at all...also when is next show taping?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Home Alone
Fuckin a right...i love that...drop the guests fact but not even a hint as to who its gonna be...hack bastard!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun