Bone's Lair

I love the fuck out of the boards now, as I think the listeners to our show are probably more fucked up in the head than we are.
SO in honor of you I think I am going to start discussing the content of these threads and our show content to strangers to see how well it goes over. I encourage you to do the same and post results. I imagine some of you already are doing this already.
I call it Operation Fuck A Stranger In The Ass.
Try it, post results.

Me and my co-workers talk about messed up shit all the time.

For instance we were talking about the R.Kelly video (it's a long story about how we got onto the subject in the first place). We remarked on the idiocy of recording the act as it obviously got used against him. Inevitably our conversation spawned into scenario where a female co-worker (who is underage) would be urinated upon by a mutual friend me and my buddy Mathias know. All of the sudden me and Mathias break out with impersonations and quotes from the movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

"No! NO! You can't piss on HER! She's only a CHILD!!"

Our previously mentioned friend happened to walk in at the exact moment I said that. Hilarity ensued.




And I know what you're probably thinking...... You probably had to be there.

Ok, I don't remember full details of the discussion, but I know one topic me and my friend who I work with were discussing was the new trojan condoms with climax control. Apparently these condoms have novacaine or something similar in them so a dude loses sensation and blow his load early. I made the comment " could you imagine if a chick was blowing you and her mouth went numb from the condom? I wouldn't know wether to feel bad for her or try pulling teeth! I can see a lot of happy dentists in the near future." And I'll leave the rest open to your own twisted imaginations.

Who gets blown wearing a condom?

J.C. wrote:Who gets blown wearing a condom?

And this is how you can tell who has paid for it and who hasn't. lol

TorresLLNM wrote:

J.C. wrote:Who gets blown wearing a condom?

And this is how you can tell who has paid for it and who hasn't. lol

Point. I didn't even think about that. Carry on then.

lol i only wear a condom during a blowjob if....well i really dont so what ever

Bro-Scro wrote:lol i only wear a condom during a blowjob if....well i really dont so what ever

So then what is the point of mentioning it?

i'm sure i had one at the time...but fuck if i can remember what it was

Bro-Scro wrote:i'm sure i had one at the time...but fuck if i can remember what it was

Typical.