I love the fuck out of the boards now, as I think the listeners to our show are probably more fucked up in the head than we are.
SO in honor of you I think I am going to start discussing the content of these threads and our show content to strangers to see how well it goes over. I encourage you to do the same and post results. I imagine some of you already are doing this already.
I call it Operation Fuck A Stranger In The Ass.
Try it, post results.
To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Me and my co-workers talk about messed up shit all the time.
For instance we were talking about the R.Kelly video (it's a long story about how we got onto the subject in the first place). We remarked on the idiocy of recording the act as it obviously got used against him. Inevitably our conversation spawned into scenario where a female co-worker (who is underage) would be urinated upon by a mutual friend me and my buddy Mathias know. All of the sudden me and Mathias break out with impersonations and quotes from the movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
"No! NO! You can't piss on HER! She's only a CHILD!!"
Our previously mentioned friend happened to walk in at the exact moment I said that. Hilarity ensued.
And I know what you're probably thinking...... You probably had to be there.
For instance we were talking about the R.Kelly video (it's a long story about how we got onto the subject in the first place). We remarked on the idiocy of recording the act as it obviously got used against him. Inevitably our conversation spawned into scenario where a female co-worker (who is underage) would be urinated upon by a mutual friend me and my buddy Mathias know. All of the sudden me and Mathias break out with impersonations and quotes from the movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
"No! NO! You can't piss on HER! She's only a CHILD!!"
Our previously mentioned friend happened to walk in at the exact moment I said that. Hilarity ensued.
And I know what you're probably thinking...... You probably had to be there.
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Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Ok, I don't remember full details of the discussion, but I know one topic me and my friend who I work with were discussing was the new trojan condoms with climax control. Apparently these condoms have novacaine or something similar in them so a dude loses sensation and blow his load early. I made the comment " could you imagine if a chick was blowing you and her mouth went numb from the condom? I wouldn't know wether to feel bad for her or try pulling teeth! I can see a lot of happy dentists in the near future." And I'll leave the rest open to your own twisted imaginations.
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Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Who gets blown wearing a condom?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
And this is how you can tell who has paid for it and who hasn't. lolJ.C. wrote:Who gets blown wearing a condom?
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Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Point. I didn't even think about that. Carry on then.TorresLLNM wrote:And this is how you can tell who has paid for it and who hasn't. lolJ.C. wrote:Who gets blown wearing a condom?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
lol i only wear a condom during a blowjob if....well i really dont so what ever
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
So then what is the point of mentioning it?Bro-Scro wrote:lol i only wear a condom during a blowjob if....well i really dont so what ever
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
i'm sure i had one at the time...but fuck if i can remember what it was
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: To our listeners and forum goers: a challenge
Typical.Bro-Scro wrote:i'm sure i had one at the time...but fuck if i can remember what it was
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass