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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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TorresLLNM wrote:I should open my own shop. Any donations?
Depends what would you sell?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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i'd sell fake weenies
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:i'd sell fake weenies
Lol why?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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why not?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:why not?
It seems strange, and I am not sure if anyone would buy them from you.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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umm have you ever been in an adult novelty shop? Also i could move to FL and sell goat pussy flavored lube...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:umm have you ever been in an adult novelty shop? Also i could move to FL and sell goat pussy flavored lube...
That second one sounds like a more profitable plan.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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yup...you dont even need a goat, buy BRO SCROS GOAT PUSSY lube and your girlfriend will be none the wiser that you are engaging in twisted behavior...inside her
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Ladies alway check the lube.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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hun you are the only girl on this forum....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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