Ok guys, got a new girl...
Ok guys, got a new girl...
I learned how to jerk it with my right hand!
Last edited by Bro-Scro on Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:02 am, edited 1 time in total.
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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TorresLLNM
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
Congrats, now post some pictures, duder.
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
I see what you did there
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
Yeah, pics or it didnt happen 
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
You want pics of me being ambidexterous?
Last edited by Bro-Scro on Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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TorresLLNM
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
You really should. We'll be waiting.Bro-Scro wrote:Haha you guys really dont think i can get a girl...I'll admit i'm shocked myself, i'll get a pic of us together next time I'm able to afford her again.*
(On a side note... Guys, let me know if I'm being a bit overbearing with my smart ass comments. Don't be afraid to put my n00b ass in check if I get too sassy.)
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
So far, you seem to be fitting right in. Lol
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
You got a new girl? when you inflate her post pics. Don't fuck a teacher. You need to fuck a nurse so she can advise you on keeping your liver (which MUST be failing at this point) so much need attention.
But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.
I guess I am gonna go with fuck her in the ass unexpectedly so she won't have time to properly clean up... blow a load, and when you pull out and see some poop and mangoo run out starting singing chocolate rain.
But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.
I guess I am gonna go with fuck her in the ass unexpectedly so she won't have time to properly clean up... blow a load, and when you pull out and see some poop and mangoo run out starting singing chocolate rain.
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
WIN!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
WOW! That is one drunk J.C! Liver fail!J.C. wrote:You got a new girl? when you inflate her post pics. Don't fuck a teacher. You need to fuck a nurse so she can advise you on keeping your liver (which MUST be failing at this point) so much need attention.
But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.
I guess I am gonna go with fuck her in the ass unexpectedly so she won't have time to properly clean up... blow a load, and when you pull out and see some poop and mangoo run out starting singing chocolate rain.
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