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Gawd wrote:Damn! I mean, Cool! I mean, .... awe, fuck you.
I am gonna name my first born child "I hate you so much I would let you lick the rim of my cat's asshole while she's menstruating. ".
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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Bro-Scro
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see, i just wanted to name my kid "environ"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Am I the only one who caught the topic is FIVE drinks? 4 fucks and a hack.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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EnvyLCC wrote:Am I the only one who caught the topic is FIVE drinks? 4 fucks and a hack.
No, I think anyone with the knowledge of first grade math caught that one. So I guess that means the Ewok was left out.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Bro-Scro
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i can only count to for...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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EnvyLCC wrote:Am I the only one who caught the topic is FIVE drinks? 4 fucks and a hack.
And it only took you 2 years to figure it out!
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Bro-Scro
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well she is the swift one of the crew...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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EnvyLCC
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futzable wrote:
EnvyLCC wrote:Am I the only one who caught the topic is FIVE drinks? 4 fucks and a hack.
And it only took you 2 years to figure it out!
I only joined the forum a couple months ago. I was looking for the penis pic. Stumbled across this. I am still looking for work, I get bored easily.

& the dumbfuck ewok, you know I only recently joined the forum. Lay off the blows to the back of the head.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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EnvyLCC wrote: Lay off the blows to the back of the head.
But how else is he supposed to get dates?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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