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Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:00 pm
by J.C.
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/rambo- ... +Review%29

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on November 12, 2009

Rambo On The Hunt For Young Women. They Don't Stand A Chance! Looks like Sly has changed his mind for his new Rambo movie. Instead of it being about him hunting some creature thing, he's going the old school route and will instead throw Rambo across the border into a city where young women are missing.

According to an e-mail received from Stallonezone:

This is from Sly to your followers:

To all the loyal SZoners out there,

I’m letting you know that Rambo has changed course and the story about hunting the man/beast will be done using another character in the lead. RAMBO himself will be heading over the border to a violent city where many young women have vanished .

There will be blood.

Best,
Sly Stallone
Violent city? Well, we know he's not going to Canada. So I guess Rambo is heading over to Messico to kill himself some Messicans? Cool. Before he gets there, he can get a ton of target practice just by hanging out at Home Depots all across Los Angeles. And if he gets hungry, he can buy some oranges from one near a freeway exit, or buy some flowers for the young Messican women he saves. I'm sure they'll be muchas gracias!

Then again, it could be a border somewhere not in the United States, but I'd rather watch him kill some scumbag Mexican sex traffickers.

Re: Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:41 pm
by Gawd
AH HAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH AHA AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Oh, J.C. I take back the Pussy Boy. You fucking rock!
I wish there was a way I could buy you a beer for that.

Re: Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:45 pm
by J.C.
I REALLY WISH they woulda done the Sci-Fi Rambo 5. No such luck.
Rambo fighter the super solider woulda been hilarious.

Re: Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:50 pm
by Bone
I want Jurassic Rambo...
Rambo has to save the world from dinosaurs with Machine guns and lasers on their heads

Re: Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:42 pm
by RayWen
Bone wrote:I want Jurassic Rambo...
Rambo has to save the world from dinosaurs with Machine guns and lasers on their heads
Sounds like an Austin Powers movie.

Re: Revision: They went a different direction with Rambo 5.

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:48 pm
by J.C.
Bone wrote:I want Jurassic Rambo...
Rambo has to save the world from dinosaurs with Machine guns and lasers on their heads
Thats not terribly far from what the original Rambo 5 script was.