Bone's Lair

Beastiality FINALLY isn't funny. It's a Bone's Lair episode destined to be a classic. Grab a bottle and get ready for more of our sickness. In the Spirit of the season the closing song is "Halloween 09" from Zombie Girl. Check em out at http://www.zombie-girl.com

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Have a Happy Halloween!!!!!!

oh and send us Mail!

POST THE PIC!

YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!!!

I sent you that pic for the possibility of putting it in the Bone's Babes calendar. Which still hasn't happened. I mean nothing says Beers, Steers and Queers like a gal pissing over the side of a boat in front of a bunch of onlookers. But I'll attach a different one since I scant back down from a challenge, you bastards. Not to mention, I like to hear grown men weep.

J.C! If you don't post your page and a half rant about what I said within the next 24 hours I will NEVER let you live it down. You will henceforth be known as Pussy Boy.

Holy shit Gawd, you make me feel tingly in my bathing suit area. I'm not posting a rant, I'll just record one next show. We gotta fill time ya know!

I dont think that's gawd, i think its some stolen pic of a person, i still think gawd is a dude...

J.C, you are henceforth known as Pussy Boy.

Bro-Scro, You are just jealous because I, a chick, have more balls than you.

=D

Gawd wrote:J.C, you are henceforth known as Pussy Boy.

Bro-Scro, You are just jealous because I, a chick, have more balls than you.

=D

I'd rather be a Pussy Boy than have a Boy Pussy. But either can be word filtered. lol.
Alright alright, next time I am drinking I will type up a storm, just for you.

Do me proud, baby.

Sashimiiiii!!!!!!! Arcady's best show yet.

This show is the best of the worst and the best. Aptly named "This One Time on Acid..." As that was the best story yet. So congrats on not totally sucking. If you keep it up you might just get somewhere. I can't believer you ruined beastiality for everyone, though. Jerks.

As far as getting you all here for some prostitutes, I say go for it. And soon. As I mentioned to Bone in a conversation the other day, they're trying to get rid of all the coffee shops, sex shops and prostitutes. They want to bring in high fashion and fucking diamonds. ???!!!!! That can just suck my bloody cunt! Fucking ass wipes.

I will tell you that while it's still legal, it's still totally cheap. (Note to government: There are almost no high crimes and NO rape. Duh!) Most of the girls are students (Still young and un-sagging, for those interested), although there are all shapes and I mean ALL sizes. Check out the Oude Kerk area. Ha! I can't get you flights, but I do run a small B&B. Depending on when in the year you visit, it may find you a nice, inexpensive accommodation. But you'd better make it worth my while. And I already get enough punani, thank you. So you can rule that out, you bastards.

Oh, and JC has the pronunciation of dikke correct. Naturally.

So get your asses over here for a visit, fuckers! Gawd knows where all the good stuff is.

Gawd!

Yes, I'm bored.

Small B&B? What are we talking here?

Bed and Bondage?
Babes and Bordello?
Buds and Bongs?