Bone's Lair

Here is what JC needs in a woman.

• A drinking problem, or any other really substance abuse issue.
• A history of bad decisions.
• Bad eyesight
• Daddy issues.
• A clean STD test result. And a real one. Not that photoshopped bullshit. I am *not* falling for that shit again.
• If you are batshit insane, that's a plus

Alternatively I will take any woman that likes to get nailed by a drunk guy listening to The Melvins. The important part of that? SHE LISTENS TO THE MELVINS.

Discuss.
This same list will address the questions submitted to the show about how to get the buttsex. Except The Melvins part. But good music taste is debate-ably better than buttsex. Well, if your sober. And that beats rule number one.
I digress.
More rules will be added. Discuss.

Are strippers a plus or a minus?

I would think being a stripper is always a plus unless you cant pass the clean std test....

Most of my ex's are strippers. Some of them are on the show over the years. Stripper for me is kinda a given, not a plus or minus.
The only stripper I will not say things against is Morgannnnnn. We love her. Shes a friend of the show.

Morgannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn's section needed more cowbell....

J.C. wrote:The only stripper I will not say things against is Morgannnnnn. We love her. Shes a friend of the show.

Which means she knows JC well enough not to date him

That would be too weird. I've been friends with her for years. It would be like fucking a sister I've payed to dance naked.

How is that weird?

Bro-Scro wrote:How is that weird?

He's got a point. It is Tennessee...

RayWen wrote:

Bro-Scro wrote:How is that weird?

He's got a point. It is Tennessee...

But its not West Virginia. My family is from a small coal mining town in VA about 2 and 1/2 hours from the nearest anything. Even they would call that weird. WV however, they fuck anything past 1st cousin.