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Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:50 pm
by Bro-Scro
I know you are considered a legal expert on all things beastiality, all of your stories include warm blooded animals, what if i saw an individual having sex with a dead fish? Is this legal?
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:12 pm
by Nitesynth
Oh good question. Could it depend on size? That gives ass to mouth a whole new meaning.
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:59 pm
by Bro-Scro
Nitesynth wrote:Oh good question. Could it depend on size? That gives ass to mouth a whole new meaning.
is that a reference to donkey sex?
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:42 pm
by J.C.
Bro-Scro wrote:I know you are considered a legal expert on all things beastiality, all of your stories include warm blooded animals, what if i saw an individual having sex with a dead fish? Is this legal?
Actually Bone is the beasty-fan. We live on the same block right now, and anytime a neighbor tells me their pet is missing I immediately want to break into Bone's house like I was Dexter and look for evidence.
Is it legal to fuck a dead fish? I fucked a few people that laid there like a dead fish.... hmm...
I guess it depends on how many children are watching and the ages of the spectators. Also how many YouTube hits it gets.
Don't fuck a dead fish, just hang out in goth clubs and fuck a fat chick. Depending on how often she bathes, she may also qualify for a bestiality hit too.
And remember, if your going to fuck an animal... be responsible. Wear a PETA shirt, take pics blurring your face out, and bomb their website with it.
Nitesynth wrote:Oh good question. Could it depend on size? That gives ass to mouth a whole new meaning.
Best. Donkey. Sex. Joke. Ever.
Horsecock jokes get all the praise... but donkey shows get all the cash.
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:27 am
by Bro-Scro
Fat goth chicks for the win....nothing like a sloppy hippo looking bitch
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:39 am
by J.C.
Bro-Scro wrote:Fat goth chicks for the win....nothing like a sloppy hippo looking bitch
hippos kill more people than any other animal.
FACT.
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:59 pm
by Bro-Scro
In the US, its actualy deer...
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:19 pm
by J.C.
But that is *one* country. A lot of our listeners are abroad.
Mosquito and rat related injury related deaths are the biggest in the world (outside of human killing human).
Animal to human, mano a mano deaths, hippos. Deer isn't even in the top list for the world.
And considering deer only top the list because of vehicular accidents, its arguable to blame the cause of death on anything from badly constructed vehicles to bad drivers.
Re: Since JC appears to be the legal hack....
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:32 am
by Bro-Scro
Ok i think we should blame more deaths on woman....they fuck a lot of shit up...