They weren't zombies, those were JB and her russian friends. They just looked like zombies because of all the borscht they eat. And they sounded like that because of their NY schooling.Bro-Scro wrote:hahah did you see the teenage zombie sluts that tried to drag me out?
JC's Rolodex of Love.
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Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
lol that makes a bit more sense...silly ruskies...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
I am not Russian you idiots.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
then what are you?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
I am Ukrainian.
We speak a completely different language.
We speak a completely different language.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
were you or were you not a part of the USSR until 1991?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
I was born in 1991. LmaoBro-Scro wrote:were you or were you not a part of the USSR until 1991?
In Ukraine we speak Ukrainian. So don't even.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
you were part of the USSR when i was learning geography...fuck it, you're a russian until i'm forced to take geography again...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
Maybe you should take it again the.Bro-Scro wrote:you were part of the USSR when i was learning geography...fuck it, you're a russian until i'm forced to take geography again...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.
not gonna happen
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun