Bone's Lair

Bro-Scro wrote:i tried pleasuring a hamster once....it was like a furry condom...

Thats a mental image I didn't want... an ewok with a squeaking furry condom.... ewwwwwww

the best part was it was like my dick could bite!

Omg dude that is just so gross.
Bad ewok!

Bro-Scro wrote:the best part was it was like my dick could bite!

For that comment you get this:

Not the brain herpes!!!

TorresLLNM wrote:

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:lmfao awww u wish I was packing an 8 inches but I wouldn't fuck you even I did

I guess that 7 inch thing you got hanging between your legs is just good for nothing, then. -sigh-

At least I can pleasure a hamster if I wanted to. All you can do is.... well, the helicopter.

Sorry to disappoint you, I have a vagina not a dick, checked last time I used the bathroom about 30 mins ago.

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Sorry to disappoint you, I have a vagina not a dick, checked last time I used the bathroom about 30 mins ago.

Oh good lord, another one that can't just play along.

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:

TorresLLNM wrote:

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:lmfao awww u wish I was packing an 8 inches but I wouldn't fuck you even I did

I guess that 7 inch thing you got hanging between your legs is just good for nothing, then. -sigh-

At least I can pleasure a hamster if I wanted to. All you can do is.... well, the helicopter.

Sorry to disappoint you, I have a vagina not a dick, checked last time I used the bathroom about 30 mins ago.

He's talking strap-on, sweetie. I think he's having fantasies of being pegged by you.

I know Wen would like to be on the receiving end of your attachment!

aww man i thought she had like huge meat lips that hung down 7 inches and could be converted in to wings batman style by stretching them over her hands and feet *think flying squirrel meets big pink bat* now what is she gonna do with a strapon anyway, she doesnt get laid by human beings..

angry ewok-going to get his Scro by Wen wrote:... now what is she gonna do with a strapon anyway, she doesnt get laid by human beings..

Sooo, you're saying Wen isn't human?