JC Shut the fuck up...

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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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where do the balls go is my only question
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:where do the balls go is my only question
There are none at that point.
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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oh...ok, i guess that makes sense...what about the dick, obviously thats still there
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:oh...ok, i guess that makes sense...what about the dick, obviously thats still there
Once a guy puts on those pants he is a eunuch. Fuck that there is just nothing there.
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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then how did the mexican know it was a dude?
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Bro-Scro wrote:then how did the mexican know it was a dude?
Surprise?
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i refer to the part of the mexican trying to rape the emo kid in the woods and finding out it was a guy
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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Ok kids heres a thought:
Goths. Fine. If they are gay, they tell you. Mostly just guys in leather pants with a puesdo-punk rebellion streak, chicks in corsets with awesome music taste, and good club nights.
Emo? There's gay, then there is cocksuckers. These kids are cucksuckers.
They started with the indie-folk movement years ago. Then they started mixing with shitty poppunk, and ruined the indie scene of the mid to late 90s. Then that carried over to the genre emo, which is a term they lifted from Fugazi to describe their sound. Fugazi kicks ASS. Emo does NOT. Then emo took over into metal and this "screamo" and "core" movements started.
They've basicly raped every genre they could with shitty self indulgent bullshit while dressing in crappy Hot Topic clothes.
Goth kids wear leather, go to fetish parties, drink absinthe, have awesome music taste, and talk about fucking WAY too much.
Emo kids? Trip pants, angular hair cuts, crying.
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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J.C. wrote:Ok kids heres a thought:
Goths. Fine. If they are gay, they tell you. Mostly just guys in leather pants with a puesdo-punk rebellion streak, chicks in corsets with awesome music taste, and good club nights.
Emo? There's gay, then there is cocksuckers. These kids are cucksuckers.
They started with the indie-folk movement years ago. Then they started mixing with shitty poppunk, and ruined the indie scene of the mid to late 90s. Then that carried over to the genre emo, which is a term they lifted from Fugazi to describe their sound. Fugazi kicks ASS. Emo does NOT. Then emo took over into metal and this "screamo" and "core" movements started.
They've basicly raped every genre they could with shitty self indulgent bullshit while dressing in crappy Hot Topic clothes.
Goth kids wear leather, go to fetish parties, drink absinthe, have awesome music taste, and talk about fucking WAY too much.
Emo kids? Trip pants, angular hair cuts, crying.
You are so wise... we can only learn from your greatness.
Lmao.
Butt,seriously, I agree with you.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: JC Shut the fuck up...

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the blood of 1000 emo kids makes great boot polish...then use the tears as a clear coat...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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