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Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:45 am
by TorresLLNM
ExProJailbait wrote:I had a friend who worked in subway. After a few of his stories I do not go there anymore.
Oh jeez I once worked in a pharmacy and that is like a fucking he'll hole of stupidity.
At least while working as a waitress I could put eye drops into the waters of those that were assholes.
You do that too, huh?
I work at Kmart.
(Yes, Kmart still exists. They actually own sears now.)
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:50 am
by ExPro
Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:52 am
by TorresLLNM
ExProJailbait wrote:Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Lol you ever see the movie called "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds?
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:58 am
by Bro-Scro
hey XPJ, whats your number and what are you doing after school tonight? I've got candy...
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:02 am
by ExPro
TorresLLNM wrote:ExProJailbait wrote:Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Lol you ever see the movie called "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds?
Yup. Its was gross but funny.
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:03 am
by ExPro
Bro-Scro wrote:hey XPJ, whats your number and what are you doing after school tonight? I've got candy...
I've got brass knuckles and pepper spray...
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 am
by Bro-Scro
thats fine...you also look like you might weigh a buck 5....i'm not worried about the knucks...the pepper spray might suck, but thats ok...
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:05 am
by ExPro
Bro-Scro wrote:thats fine...you also look like you might weigh a buck 5....i'm not worried about the knucks...the pepper spray might suck, but thats ok...
What does that mean? Weigh a buck 5?
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:08 am
by Bro-Scro
105 lbs...
Re: Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:17 am
by ExPro
Bro-Scro wrote:105 lbs...
Oh. Yeah not even close lmao.
But thank you? I guess.