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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:39 pm
by TorresLLNM
J.C. wrote:my boner my boner my boner wont go down
I saw the third show Puscifer ever did (Their first two nights in Vegas were sold out in literally 15 minutes). They had an airstream trailer onstage Tim Alexander in drag acting like a confused tart inside. They also had a fake firepit onstage so Uncle Scratch (the opening band) could sit around and watch the show from.
It was an amusing show, to say the least.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:21 pm
by J.C.
I finally got high enough to figure out how to pronounce your name. Its pronounced Is-small. THATS what the no dick jokes means!!
/sarcasm
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:01 am
by TorresLLNM
J.C. wrote:I finally got high enough to figure out how to pronounce your name. Its pronounced Is-small. THATS what the no dick jokes means!!
/sarcasm
lmao.
It's small compared to a sperm whale. Let's leave it at that.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:37 pm
by Bro-Scro
or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:46 pm
by ExPro
Bro-Scro wrote:or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
Win^^
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:20 pm
by TorresLLNM
ExProJailbait wrote:Bro-Scro wrote:or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
Win^^
Bro-scro would know.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:04 pm
by ExPro
If he knows the details about your penis that makes his statement true and that is all that matters.
Please keep the details of your sex life along with the stiff you do with Bro Scro to yourself.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:22 pm
by Bro-Scro
Meh...No worries, i'm not spreading that message...but i have had the shits all day from drinking PBR...
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:39 pm
by TorresLLNM
Bro-Scro wrote:Meh...No worries, i'm not spreading that message...but i have had the shits all day from drinking PBR...
That had nothing to do with the PBR and you know it.
It's all that lube we squirted up there the other night. I
told you we shouldn't have used oil-based lube!
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:49 am
by Bro-Scro
Why do you want in my bootyhole so bad son? Is there something we need to know about you?