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does that mean if i'm fucking a chick in florida...but you view it in TN you are breaking the law?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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chick as in little chicken?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Only place the ewok cock fits?ExProJailbait wrote:chick as in little chicken?
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That is one horrible mental image.RayWen wrote:Only place the ewok cock fits?ExProJailbait wrote:chick as in little chicken?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I call shenanigans on this pair of tits with fingers.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would anyone but is-small want to see that?
He tried to do it with a hamster but it was too loose. Even WITH the duct tape.RayWen wrote:Only place the ewok cock fits?ExProJailbait wrote:chick as in little chicken?
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Wait I thought you was the one called is-small, it's okay the microscope shall be sent to you soon and then all shall be saved.TorresLLNM wrote:I call shenanigans on this pair of tits with fingers.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would anyone but is-small want to see that?
He tried to do it with a hamster but it was too loose. Even WITH the duct tape.RayWen wrote:Only place the ewok cock fits?ExProJailbait wrote:chick as in little chicken?
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English please._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Wait I thought you was the one called is-small, it's okay the microscope shall be sent to you soon and then all shall be saved.
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The sad thing is I think this sentence made sense to you. I've got no idea where this is going._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Wait I thought you was the one called is-small, it's okay the microscope shall be sent to you soon and then all shall be saved.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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Translation from kitten to english:J.C. wrote:The sad thing is I think this sentence made sense to you. I've got no idea where this is going._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Wait I thought you was the one called is-small, it's okay the microscope shall be sent to you soon and then all shall be saved.
Because your dick is so small I will send you a microscope so that you and others can see it.
I hope that helps.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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AHH ok.ExProJailbait wrote:Translation from kitten to english:J.C. wrote:The sad thing is I think this sentence made sense to you. I've got no idea where this is going._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Wait I thought you was the one called is-small, it's okay the microscope shall be sent to you soon and then all shall be saved.
Because your dick is so small I will send you a microscope so that you and others can see it.
I hope that helps.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"