Wait what? When did I get into this?ExProJailbait wrote:No I meant Ishmail or whatever doing it to himself, because come on that is skill.Bro-Scro wrote:I can hustle the video that isnt a problem...but its hotter when 2 chicks do shit like that than an ewok and a chick
Everybody Sucks All the Time
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TorresLLNM
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
Good question, are you trying to muscle into my selling of barely legal JC's ANAL ANGELS videos?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
Well a bit, you still get a cut of the profits.Bro-Scro wrote:Good question, are you trying to muscle into my selling of barely legal JC's ANAL ANGELS videos?
You were volunteered into it.TorresLLNM wrote: Wait what? When did I get into this?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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TorresLLNM
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No no, the last time I volunteered for something I went to jail and almost got a manslaughter charge.ExProJailbait wrote:You were volunteered into it.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
Too late.TorresLLNM wrote:No no, the last time I volunteered for something I went to jail and almost got a manslaughter charge.ExProJailbait wrote:You were volunteered into it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
TorresLLNM wrote:No no, the last time I volunteered for something I went to jail and almost got a manslaughter charge.ExProJailbait wrote:You were volunteered into it.
Well that is what you get for putting yourself in that position lmao
Fuck it.
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
Lmao I never said that the world sucks lmao I just decided to see what people would say to a comment like that because I got that off a t-shirt, from illwillpress.com.
Fuck it.
Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter.....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time
MOST USEFUL POST EVER._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:lol
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"