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Re: Randomness.

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Bone you are a genius.
I never even considered that one.
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Re: Randomness.

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ExProJailbait wrote:Revenge idea?
http://www.news.com.au/technology/site- ... 5864922895
what the fuck?!
They sell lice to get revenge on people. Pubic lice if I am not mistaken.
"For novelty purposes only."
Lol.... tha fuck!?
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ExProJailbait wrote:Yes, but my confusion is in the mystery of why would anyone pay for a male virgin?
Besides just messing with the poor guy.
Bone just made a good point... But also.

You're over-thinking this. Obviously some lady out there hasn't had sex in a very long time and has 20,000 bucks for the dude's virginity (if it sells for that much).

OR

There's some chick out there who has a fetish for that "new cock smell" who has however much money they auction his dry dick off for.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Yes, but my confusion is in the mystery of why would anyone pay for a male virgin?
Besides just messing with the poor guy.
Bone just made a good point... But also.

You're over-thinking this. Obviously some lady out there hasn't had sex in a very long time and has 20,000 bucks for the dude's virginity (if it sells for that much).

OR

There's some chick out there who has a fetish for that "new cock smell" who has however much money they auction his dry dick off for.
Idk which is worse.
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Lol new quote in the sig.
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Arkady wrote:Lol new quote in the sig.
That is something that will always be funny.
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LMAO "New Cock Smell" that rawks!

as to the bids, they dont open at 20,000. that + 90% of the auction money is what they are getting paid to appear in a documentary about all this.

Winning bid COULD be $1

having watched the video... what the interviewer should have asked: what views does society have about sex are you looking change, and how do you see doing this changing them. This interviewer sucks!
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And needed follow up question... what are you willing to perform and does it increase with higher bid.. kinda like ebay... buy it now gets free shipping... or in this case buy it now gets around the world... just saying
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Re: Randomness.

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Arkady, You're welcome. :lol:


In other news:

They don't say what kind of sex toy, but it had to have been "The Great American Challenge".

http://sportsbybrooks.com/sex-toy-assau ... zing-22532

The challenge itself.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3410/357 ... e01b10.jpg


I've literally seen someone get beaten with this thing outside of a sex shop, back in Vegas.
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Re: Randomness.

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Bone wrote:LMAO "New Cock Smell" that rawks!

as to the bids, they dont open at 20,000. that + 90% of the auction money is what they are getting paid to appear in a documentary about all this.

Winning bid COULD be $1

having watched the video... what the interviewer should have asked: what views does society have about sex are you looking change, and how do you see doing this changing them. This interviewer sucks!
Still too much money.
If you need to pay for it its not worth it.
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