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Re: Decoration

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Bro-Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
You never go ass to mouth!
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Re: Decoration

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SociallyUnacceptable wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
You never go ass to mouth!
Seconded. You have to be completely fucked in the head to do that. Or have an extreme desire for STDs. That is just so fucking gross man.
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Re: Decoration

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ExProJailbait wrote:
SociallyUnacceptable wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
You never go ass to mouth!
Seconded. You have to be completely fucked in the head to do that. Or have an extreme desire for STDs. That is just so fucking gross man.
Your sexual risk from ass to mouth is the same as anything else right? I mean its still just dick and ass and pussy and faces?
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Re: Decoration

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J.C. wrote:Your sexual risk from ass to mouth is the same as anything else right? I mean its still just dick and ass and pussy and faces?
No. Ass to mouth poses a much greater risk. Ass to mouth is a great way to get hepatitis a as well as parasites in one's intestines.
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Re: Decoration

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actually...sometimes in the heat of the moment you go ass to mouth....
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Re: Decoration

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Bro-Scro wrote:actually...sometimes in the heat of the moment you go ass to mouth....
That is gross dude. That's way morethsn I ever want to know about your sex life or fantasies. Never in hell would I do that.
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Re: Decoration

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youve never tossed a salad or had yours tossed? man you arent living
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Re: Decoration

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Bro-Scro wrote:youve never tossed a salad or had yours tossed? man you arent living
Oh don't you worry about me. Besides even though I am not into that shit I have done more stuff with women than you ever will.
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Re: Decoration

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ok pumpkin you keep thinking that...
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Re: Decoration

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:youve never tossed a salad or had yours tossed? man you arent living
Oh don't you worry about me. Besides even though I am not into that shit I have done more stuff with women than you ever will.
That's not saying alot.
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