J.C. wrote:Expro is 18, from the Ukraine, and has giant cans. I seriously doubt she needs a pimp. All she has to do is speak in an accent and claim shes got relatives in some mafia and she's pretty set.
I actually have an uncle in jail for mob related stuff in Ukraine.
Go figure.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
J.C. wrote:Expro is 18, from the Ukraine, and has giant cans. I seriously doubt she needs a pimp. All she has to do is speak in an accent and claim shes got relatives in some mafia and she's pretty set.
I actually have an uncle in jail for mob related stuff in Ukraine.
Go figure.
SEE? The defense rests. Now go get to hookin! j/k
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
J.C. wrote:Expro is 18, from the Ukraine, and has giant cans. I seriously doubt she needs a pimp. All she has to do is speak in an accent and claim shes got relatives in some mafia and she's pretty set.
I actually have an uncle in jail for mob related stuff in Ukraine.
Go figure.
SEE? The defense rests. Now go get to hookin! j/k
Nah my temper is too bad.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Then do the dom style stuff. Get mad and cock and ball torture lawyers and shit.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Then do the dom style stuff. Get mad and cock and ball torture lawyers and shit.
I wonder how much that pays....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Then do the dom style stuff. Get mad and cock and ball torture lawyers and shit.
I wonder how much that pays....
umm I've met people that do it for an occupation legally. And they get paid a fucking shit load.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
That makes me wonder why I get payed minimum wage at a sex shop giving walking failures corset advice.
They are using my "gothiness" for sales, the manager said so.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExProJailbait wrote:
They are using my "gothiness" for sales, the manager said so.
Cause goths get LAID!!!!
Yeah not me sadly.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExProJailbait wrote:
They are using my "gothiness" for sales, the manager said so.
Cause goths get LAID!!!!
Yeah not me sadly.
With a go-getter attitude like that....
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"