Everybody Sucks All the Time

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Bro-Scro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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lolwut? I was talking about whats her nuts...you know...your girlfriend
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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ExPro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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I have a girlfriend?
This is new.
-thinks back to all the bullshit promises made to bimbos at a club-
Oops?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Bro-Scro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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Yup, gotta say what ya gotta say right? Silly silly hooker!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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RayWen
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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ExProJailbait wrote:I have a girlfriend?
This is new.
*Wen raises her hand* "Pick me! Pick me!!!"
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ExPro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:I have a girlfriend?
This is new.
*Wen raises her hand* "Pick me! Pick me!!!"
Aw Wendy is sweet.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExPro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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Bro-Scro wrote:Yup, gotta say what ya gotta say right? Silly silly hooker!
The only hooker I know of is an Ewok. Since you said you saw a forrest of erections, you are a hooker.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Bro-Scro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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better than a box of dicks
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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ExPro
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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Bro-Scro wrote:better than a box of dicks
I am sure you have that too, somewhere under the bed.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Bone
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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Bro-Scro wrote:better than a box of dicks
But not better than a dick in a box :mrgreen:
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Re: Everybody Sucks All the Time

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:Yup, gotta say what ya gotta say right? Silly silly hooker!
The only hooker I know of is an Ewok. Since you said you saw a forrest of erections, you are a hooker.
Forest of erections is one of my all time favorite phrases.
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