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Re: Need Cheering Up

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I hear facebook is great for this sort of posting. I see no relevance to goat pussy in Florida here.
If your sad, find a cute guy... sleep with him. Take pics. Send them to your ex and remember you are too damn young to be taking this shit seriously. Emotions are higher when you are young. Unless it involves a legal divorce, a c section scar, or a jail story... its not a breakup. Its a dealer trade in. No go back to the god damn dealership and get a newer model with less miles on it and a better looking chassis.
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wow....jc doesnt this go back to the whole "why the fuck would you wanna sleep with someone that has hope" lecture from 49?
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Bro-Scro wrote:wow....jc doesnt this go back to the whole "why the fuck would you wanna sleep with someone that has hope" lecture from 49?
YES. "I don't sleep with women with hope" is a transition from stand up I use. The ender of it I just typed here, and its on a few episodes too.
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Bro-Scro wrote:inb4 tits or gtfo
Just for you bro scro
Tits or GTFO
LMAO
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Bro-Scro wrote:wow....jc doesnt this go back to the whole "why the fuck would you wanna sleep with someone that has hope" lecture from 49?
Lol that's exactly what I thought when I was reading his post.
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god damnit, someone needs to post-tits nao
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Bone wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:inb4 tits or gtfo
Just for you bro scro
Tits or GTFO
LMAO
She's got a big fucking mouth. Lol.
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Bro-Scro wrote:god damnit, someone needs to post-tits nao
theres other forums for that. We probably should not be endorsing that.
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Bro-Scro wrote:god damnit, someone needs to post-tits nao
Here ya go:
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Bro-Scro wrote:god damnit, someone needs to post-tits nao
Done.

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