If you start hearing banjos.... run!ExProJailbait wrote:One of the reasons why I hate going to PA is that we always get lost. First on the ski/snowboarding trip and now rafting.
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I can play a banjo...Bone wrote:If you start hearing banjos.... run!ExProJailbait wrote:One of the reasons why I hate going to PA is that we always get lost. First on the ski/snowboarding trip and now rafting.
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dear god.....
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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Where did you learn to play the banjo?...Do I want to know the story is a better question....Did you really explode at the idea of Julie in the shower and me having the perfect timing to walk in when she is still in a towel?J.C. wrote:I can play a banjo...Bone wrote:If you start hearing banjos.... run!ExProJailbait wrote:One of the reasons why I hate going to PA is that we always get lost. First on the ski/snowboarding trip and now rafting.
Fuck it.
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A) I learned in a practice studio. I'm a musician from the south, we've all tried it at some point. Oh did you want a joke about me raping travelers in the butthole? I'm from Virgina, not West Virgina. haha._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Where did you learn to play the banjo?...Do I want to know the story is a better question....Did you really explode at the idea of Julie in the shower and me having the perfect timing to walk in when she is still in a towel?
B)No I didn't really explode. If I gotta start explaining every joke to you this forum is gonna move a lot slower.

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J.C. wrote:A) I learned in a practice studio. I'm a musician from the south, we've all tried it at some point. Oh did you want a joke about me raping travelers in the butthole? I'm from Virgina, not West Virgina. haha._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Where did you learn to play the banjo?...Do I want to know the story is a better question....Did you really explode at the idea of Julie in the shower and me having the perfect timing to walk in when she is still in a towel?
B)No I didn't really explode. If I gotta start explaining every joke to you this forum is gonna move a lot slower.
Sure lets here the joke.
I got what you said, I just felt like asking and adding that she was in a towel when I came in...tehehe don't kill me ExProJailbait I heart you.
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There was no banjo music but we got stuck between 2 huge rocks and had to climb rocks and then swim to our float thingy. So now I have bruises all over my legs from the swim, really funny sunburn on my hands, but overall it was fun.
The only annoying thing is that when there are a bunch of girls in the raft some of them rather bitch and complain all the time instead of doing the work.
The only annoying thing is that when there are a bunch of girls in the raft some of them rather bitch and complain all the time instead of doing the work.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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sounds like same of my ex's in bed
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ExProJailbait wrote:There was no banjo music but we got stuck between 2 huge rocks and had to climb rocks and then swim to our float thingy. So now I have bruises all over my legs from the swim, really funny sunburn on my hands, but overall it was fun.
The only annoying thing is that when there are a bunch of girls in the raft some of them rather bitch and complain all the time instead of doing the work.
Thats when you knock them back into the water and laugh love. If they not gonna work I say walk the plank.
Fuck it.
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I would love to see you in my situation.
Trust me as pissed off as you get, it is best to stay calm and get to the shore, once there give them summer teeth. Some are in the lake, some in the boat, some if lucky still in their mouth.
Trust me as pissed off as you get, it is best to stay calm and get to the shore, once there give them summer teeth. Some are in the lake, some in the boat, some if lucky still in their mouth.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass