I'll just levethis here
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she was a hooker...now she works as a manager at a tack and feed store...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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WINNNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.Arkady wrote:
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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From the Quote Bag:
"Opinions are like assholes: I get applause when people hear mine." - Unknown
"that new cock smell" -TorresLLNM
"Opinions are like assholes: I get applause when people hear mine." - Unknown
"that new cock smell" -TorresLLNM
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From the Quote Bag:
"Opinions are like assholes: I get applause when people hear mine." - Unknown
"that new cock smell" -TorresLLNM
"Opinions are like assholes: I get applause when people hear mine." - Unknown
"that new cock smell" -TorresLLNM
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No fans????? REALLY??????Arkady wrote:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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He needs his own thread based hole-ly (get it?) on the subject of his roommates and his drunken adventures.ExProJailbait wrote:That is one charming roommate you had there.Bro-Scro wrote:Apparently they work like my old roommates asshole, they are fine until they start leaking then shit goes everywhere......For clarification, she fit a butt plug that inflated to roughly the size of a softball in her ass then pumped it up till it popped....then she couldnt figure out why her butt wasnt as tight as it was when she was 14 and figured out anal wouldnt get her pregnant...
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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I get it, but the joke sucked.TorresLLNM wrote:He needs his own thread based hole-ly (get it?) on the subject of his roommates and his drunken adventures.ExProJailbait wrote:That is one charming roommate you had there.Bro-Scro wrote:Apparently they work like my old roommates asshole, they are fine until they start leaking then shit goes everywhere......For clarification, she fit a butt plug that inflated to roughly the size of a softball in her ass then pumped it up till it popped....then she couldnt figure out why her butt wasnt as tight as it was when she was 14 and figured out anal wouldnt get her pregnant...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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It's a pun, it's supposed to suck.ExProJailbait wrote:I get it, but the joke sucked.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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So then what is the point of it?TorresLLNM wrote:It's a pun, it's supposed to suck.ExProJailbait wrote:I get it, but the joke sucked.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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It's a pun. There is no point.ExProJailbait wrote:So then what is the point of it?
Too weird to live, too rare to die.