50 cents? WTF ?TorresLLNM wrote:A porn shop in ABQ is hiring. Starting off at 50 cents more than what I make now. I'm thinking about applying...
The only bitch is the commute and possibly the hours.
The sex shop where I work pays much more.
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The sex shop where I work pays much more.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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TorresLLNM
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Only one alignment place in town (12 miles away) and they wont touch one lug nut unless I get new tires first. I don't have cash to buy even used ones. On top of that the balljoint boot is ripped to shreds and I can't replace it unless i replace the whole fuckin control arm. tension strut needs new bushings... etc etc...Bro-Scro wrote:alignment is a $50 job...what else is wrong with it?
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run it into a tree without your seatbelts on?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I kinda need it. plus the insurance company probably wont give me more than 50 bucks for it.Bro-Scro wrote:run it into a tree without your seatbelts on?
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meh...you might think about getting a car that isnt a POS?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I don't have the money. Lol.Bro-Scro wrote:meh...you might think about getting a car that isnt a POS?
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Start pimping ho's?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Expro is in NY... Can't afford to fly her over here...Bro-Scro wrote:Start pimping ho's?
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Expro is 18, from the Ukraine, and has giant cans. I seriously doubt she needs a pimp. All she has to do is speak in an accent and claim shes got relatives in some mafia and she's pretty set.
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....until she gets paid in monopoly money and tries to spend it.J.C. wrote:Expro is 18, from the Ukraine, and has giant cans. I seriously doubt she needs a pimp. All she has to do is speak in an accent and claim shes got relatives in some mafia and she's pretty set.
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