Your host on the road...

[ExPro]

Motorcycle restraint yes...
Although I suppose you could use them to restrain speaker cabinets, band equipment, lighting rigs, JCs furniture, and Drunken unruly guests.
Almost all of which I have done

Um that last one sounds incriminating.

[RayWen]

If I didnt have such respect for Rays photography I would be soooooo tempted to break out photoshop right now

Seriously... I would be so in to be on the cover of a wal-mart romance novel... Thousands of lonely women and bored housewives around the world crawling into bed with me every night...
AND I could go to Dragon Con as my own book cover...

Go ahead!

[Bro-Scro]

haha i think you'd be a great dime store novel cover art victim....like fabio...but real n stuff