I'll just levethis here

[TorresLLNM]

haha i'm confused, whos girlfriend is that in the bathing suit?

and yes his girlfriend is hot...which makes me wonder where she hides the bodies

...and her penis.


@JB. Yes I'm sure. My girlfriend doesn't like beaches.

[Bro-Scro]

my girlfriend doesnt like beaches because i'm down to only shorts in public and that my friends is not a pleasent sight

[ExPro]

my girlfriend doesnt like beaches because i'm down to only shorts in public and that my friends is not a pleasent sight

How short are the shorts that you scare people with the view?

[Bro-Scro]

its more the lack of shirt than the shorts...

[ExPro]

its more the lack of shirt than the shorts...

Oh jeez.

[Nitesynth]

[Bro-Scro]

ummm...yea about that just being meth...not so much...this one time on acid....

[Arkady]

[Bro-Scro]

Apparently they work like my old roommates asshole, they are fine until they start leaking then shit goes everywhere......For clarification, she fit a butt plug that inflated to roughly the size of a softball in her ass then pumped it up till it popped....then she couldnt figure out why her butt wasnt as tight as it was when she was 14 and figured out anal wouldnt get her pregnant...

[ExPro]

Apparently they work like my old roommates asshole, they are fine until they start leaking then shit goes everywhere......For clarification, she fit a butt plug that inflated to roughly the size of a softball in her ass then pumped it up till it popped....then she couldnt figure out why her butt wasnt as tight as it was when she was 14 and figured out anal wouldnt get her pregnant...

That is one charming roommate you had there.