Wow! Thats a new one to ya?ExProJailbait wrote:Lmao, drain the lizard, that is awesome!Bro-Scro wrote:it reminds them they fucked up every time they drain the lizard
You REALLY need to get outta NYC more often... lol
Failing To Be Nice
Re: Failing To Be Nice
You REALLY need to get outta NYC more often... lol
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Re: Failing To Be Nice
…I should.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Failing To Be Nice
I didn't bother to read this shit, I just felt like telling you I am posting this taking a shit after eating chili on all my food for 2 days.
Just turned out that way.
I'm gonna be here awhile, so I'm posting.
Anyone want pics?
Just turned out that way.
I'm gonna be here awhile, so I'm posting.
Anyone want pics?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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sure why not...i was drinking pbr one night...i am pretty sure i could have shit through a screen without hitting a wire...if i would have eaten a can of corn it would have been like a water slide...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Failing To Be Nice
My asshole feels like the part of a water slide where you sit down.... with all the jets and shit.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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oh man my favorite is when it starts out as a solid turd...but thats really just the cork on the wine bottle, next thing you know you are spraying the bowl with doo doo butter...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Failing To Be Nice
No I've somehow ended up eating chili on everything for 2 days. Not like the same batch, just worked out that way._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Just a question was the chili so hot it burned your asshole?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Failing To Be Nice
No pics please. And enjoy.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Failing To Be Nice
I hate those days when you think you're finished, wipe, and get your pants halfway up your thighs and BOOM, second wave.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.