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Re: Random fact of the day

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TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans

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Bro-Scro wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans

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WIN!!
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Bro-Scro wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans

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wow.
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Re: Random fact of the day

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do i actually win at something?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Random fact of the day

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Bro-Scro wrote:do i actually win at something?
The special olympics..




...but you're STILL retarded.
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Re: Random fact of the day

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Bro-Scro wrote:do i actually win at something?
Yup that made me so happy I could hug you.


Note: I said could, not will.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: Random fact of the day

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A porn shop in ABQ is hiring. Starting off at 50 cents more than what I make now. I'm thinking about applying...

The only bitch is the commute and possibly the hours.
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Now is that really worth the .50 an hour? I doubt it once you factor in gas and time it will most likely come out to a wash, but its ok...do the right thing, follow the american dream..SELL THAT PORN!
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Random fact of the day

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Bro-Scro wrote:Now is that really worth the .50 an hour? I doubt it once you factor in gas and time it will most likely come out to a wash, but its ok...do the right thing, follow the american dream..SELL THAT PORN!
Already thought about that. It still beats the fuck out of working at Kmart. The only trouble is, my girlfriend has school M-F 1pm-5pm. She's due to start her externship soon too. Who knows what hours she'll be working. I need to get my car aligned and running right most rickey tick.
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Re: Random fact of the day

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alignment is a $50 job...what else is wrong with it?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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