TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans
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My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans
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WIN!!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
TorresLLNM wrote:I found out I do not like beer... .or vagina, because i am a twat that cant handle a drink for hard working americans
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wow.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Now is that really worth the .50 an hour? I doubt it once you factor in gas and time it will most likely come out to a wash, but its ok...do the right thing, follow the american dream..SELL THAT PORN!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:Now is that really worth the .50 an hour? I doubt it once you factor in gas and time it will most likely come out to a wash, but its ok...do the right thing, follow the american dream..SELL THAT PORN!
Already thought about that. It still beats the fuck out of working at Kmart. The only trouble is, my girlfriend has school M-F 1pm-5pm. She's due to start her externship soon too. Who knows what hours she'll be working. I need to get my car aligned and running right most rickey tick.
alignment is a $50 job...what else is wrong with it?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun