Bugs
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Re: Bugs
Okay I may jus stop posting because when it says lol lmfao and I say screw you, you take me serious like half the times I'm joking because if I was serious I'd have a series of curses and insults in it. Thats why I put lol of lmao or lmfao so you know I'm joking jeesh and they call me the slow one.
Fuck it.
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Did you miss the "go back to the kitchen post"?_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Okay I may jus stop posting because when it says lol lmfao and I say screw you, you take me serious like half the times I'm joking because if I was serious I'd have a series of curses and insults in it. Thats why I put lol of lmao or lmfao so you know I'm joking jeesh and they call me the slow one.
I do not think anyone is serious on here. So no worries.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Lmao awwww at least I won't have to worry about you coming to the shop and bothering me. Btw may I ask you to send me a pocket knife the size of the width of your 4 fingers not the thumb. If I have to work nights I want to be able to kick someone's ass.
Fuck it.
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fuck a pocket knife...get a truncheon...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Lol I don't want to get arrested besides the idea of getting a thigh holster for it or putting it in a pair of knee high boots is much more amusing tehehe (bad thought) 

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Bitch that was my idea. Besides it is only illegal if you get caught._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lol I don't want to get arrested besides the idea of getting a thigh holster for it or putting it in a pair of knee high boots is much more amusing tehehe (bad thought)
I used to always carry a knife in my boots, because NYC is full of crazies.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Bugs
ExProJailbait wrote:Bitch that was my idea. Besides it is only illegal if you get caught._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lol I don't want to get arrested besides the idea of getting a thigh holster for it or putting it in a pair of knee high boots is much more amusing tehehe (bad thought)
I used to always carry a knife in my boots, because NYC is full of crazies.
Lmao that is an old idea, can't take credit for that when that was invented before we both were born tehehe and I know there are crazies thats why I want 1 cause you never know who thinks they can make a pass on you and acting crazy doesn't always scare them off
Fuck it.
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truncheons arent illegal so far as i know...at least no more so than a knife...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Yes, but I told you about it._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:ExProJailbait wrote:Bitch that was my idea. Besides it is only illegal if you get caught._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lol I don't want to get arrested besides the idea of getting a thigh holster for it or putting it in a pair of knee high boots is much more amusing tehehe (bad thought)
I used to always carry a knife in my boots, because NYC is full of crazies.
Lmao that is an old idea, can't take credit for that when that was invented before we both were born tehehe and I know there are crazies thats why I want 1 cause you never know who thinks they can make a pass on you and acting crazy doesn't always scare them off
Why would you act crazy? Just walk away.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bugs
thigh holster? now thats a dumb idea...unless you wear a skirt...fuck that, its all about the small of the back or during jacket weather under the weak arm....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun